Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I Do Declare. You've Up & Tarnished a Good Name.


The undiscerning funders of "The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond" were as irresponsible with their resources as the main character's wealthy old aunt who lent out the priceless jewelry which started the worst raucous Tennessee Williams' southern states have ever seen. Viewing it was painful, and not because I was emotionally invested in the plights of a heroine or a hero. I empathized with nary an onscreen belle or farmhand. I did empathize with my fellow audience members. Everyone, even the man who roused jealousy in me when he literally crawled down the aisle & into a seat half-way through the showing, obviously strung out on some substance which I needed at said point during this sorry subject, seemed downright insulted that the smaller than life cast tended to their dixie accents & displayed their emotional motivation in the most noncommittal manner possible, save abandoning the project altogether. Which would have been an ideal move. Why would anyone do this to Tennessee? That script was long lost for a reason. Even the best playwrights are allowed to hide some skeletons of shame in their closets. Have you never heard of respect for the dead?

Friday, January 8, 2010

Love Lies

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
- Oscar Wilde

Schoolgirls at war with a rope

Mia Farrow & Frank Sinatra

A qualification for pseudonyms, Mr. Wilde. The untruths we tell in first person are masks in of themselves and therefore quite telling as well. The subject of disguise is so intriguing, I only wish that more people adopted the cloak of honest mystery as means of enlightening character with as much style as the subjects in these pictures.

Natalia Vodianova captured by Carter Smith

Reminiscent of "The Virgin Suicides"

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Line-Up in the Lou

A little boy's room in Hong Kong worth visiting.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Moody Food

Cleo: Give me some music; music moody food of us that trade in love.
Quoth Cleopatra of Shakespeare's "Antony & Cleopatra."

I am finding the musty old volumes which my father acquired from a Boston public library auction, the complete works of aforementioned playwright/poet, add just the sort of antiquity needed in my modern day. Without their influence Of Montreal love songs, particularly "Keep Sending Me Black Fireworks" & "The Party's Crashing Us Now," would not have drawn parallels to ancient tomes.

I have been thinking how fantastically raucos it would have been if Of Montreal had performed at The Globe Theater. Barnes would certainly have held the most temperamental audience captive. Imagine the throng of debauched revelers! Filthily glorious!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Imitation Royale


Grace Kelly & Carey Grant in a still from my favorite scene of "To Catch a Thief"

Hitchcock's tale of a bauble obsessed klepto reformed, "To Catch a Thief" starred American princess Grace Kelly & nodded to the most sovereign of jewel enthusiasts, Marie Antoinette. Her peripheral portrait, identifiable by bouffant & bows is apparently hung on the majority of walls in the French Riviera where the classic film is set. This glancing historical reference reminds us that diamonds are indeed forever.

My favorite biography to date (I have not yet finished "Thelonious Monk: The Life of an American Original, so ranking is subject to change) is Hilaire Belloc's "Marie Antoinette." It is a volume rich in detail & linguistically beautiful to behold, fitting homage for such a luxurious life. One chapter in particular, "The Diamond Necklace," compels me to leaf through its pages time & again. It tells the story of perps who forged her signature to carry out a heist which lent infamy to the name Marie Antoinette, setting public opinion against her & ultimately laying the groundwork for her demise.

Kirsten Dunst lurks prettily as the legend Marie Antoinette

The exclusion of content pivotal as this, along with many other facts which were glossed over in the pastel shallows of 2006's Coppola film, greatly lessened my esteem for the semi-biographical silver screen portrayal of the monarch.

Monday, January 4, 2010

A Diamond Guitar


When thrift store gems disappoint, an unfortunate possibility which ill befell me on a trip to Savers yesterday, I look to the pastgems.com catalogue. It preserves in virtual reality the ceremony of a hunt for the perfect bauble in 3D, sacrificing none of the nostalgic associations of costume jewelry. Stumbling on this vintage brooch reminded me of Capote's short story, & true to plot-line, my heart was strummed to soothed of its thrifting upset prior.

Read Macbeth this morning. Temporary Shakespearean tone accounted for.